Q. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah?
A. Three, because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark.
Q. Who was the first Electrical Engineer?
A. Noah; he made the ark light on Mt. Ararat.
Q. Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Who was known as a Mathematician in the Bible?
A. Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the bible?
A. Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.
DID NOAH FISH? A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms?"
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Johnny was excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Little Johnny was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."
UNANSWERED PRAYER The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon." "How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked
A theologian named Tweedle refused to accept his degree, saying, "It’s bad enough being Tweedle without being ‘Tweedle, D.D’."