Spicy Meatballs Cooking Time:5 hr Ingredients: 3 pounds Italian meatballs frozen 2 (12-ounce) jars Asian chili sauce 1 (12-ounce) jar grape jelly 1/4 cup water toasted baguettes or French bread Instructions: Pour frozen meatballs into a slow cooker. Whisk together chili sauce, grape jelly and water. Pour mixture over meatballs. Cook on high for 4 ½ hours or on low for 5 hours. * AS I GET OLDER I REALIZE: * I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice * Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud. * The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.” * When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment…now it’s like a mini-vacation. * Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it sure can muffle the sound. * Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? * “Getting Lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there. * A FEW ADULT TRUTHS
* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. * I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. * Does anyone really know how to fold a fitted sheet? * Was learning cursive really necessary? * Map Quest and Google Maps really need to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. * I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. * Bad decisions make good stories. * I think the freezer deserves a light as well. * How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? * Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but, I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!* A lady to her fellow: "I think one of my ribs belongs to you!" ~ A gentleman to his lady friend: "If you are looking for a knight in shining armor, I just happen to be wearing the armor of God!" ~ A flirt: "Is your name Grace? It must be because you are amazing." ~ Another flirt: "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?" * How do you make Easter easier? Replace the t with an i. * One Easter Sunday the Reverend Jones announced to his congregation, "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons...... A $100 sermon that lasts five minutes. A $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes. And a $20 sermon that lasts a full hour. Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver." * A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." The little boy asked, "Daddy, what happened to the flea?" * Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.